Transcription of a double interview with Asia (A) and the father of her daughter, musician Marco 'Morgan' Castoldi (M), for the Italian TV show "Le Iene" on February 5th 2004.
Who is Morgan?
M: A singer
A: My partner
Who is Asia?
A: His partner
M: An actress and a director
How old are you?
M: 31
A: 28
How old do you feel?
M: 80
A: 82
Marital status?
A: Unmarried
M: Free
Mental status?
M: Connected
A: Tired
What's your marvellous idea?
A: I don't have any marvellous idea
M: When I asked her to have a child
The compliment that usually scream you?
M: Queer
A: Dudeeeeeeeeeeeee
Where do you live?
M: In the world
A: Los Angeles, California
How will you die?
M: In a tragic way
A: Reborn
How much do you need to live per month?
M: 1.750 dollars
A: 25.000 dollars
How do you spend your money?
M: Cigarettes
A: My appartment rent, makeup for my face
Your body grew up eating...
M: Butter steak
A: Bucatini all'amatriciana
Your mind opened when you read...
M: 1984 by Orwell
A: Baudelaire when I was 12
Your musical taste was formed by listening to...
M: Bach
A: Pink Floyd when I was 14
How did other people feed you?
A: With music... few money, few food
M: Pasta and insecurity
The secret of a happy marriage?
M: Distrust
A: Lots of sex
Do you have any children?
M: Yes
A: A daughter
With who did you make her?
A: With him
M: With Asia
With who will you raise her?
M: With Asia
A: With him
What's her name?
A: Anna Lou
M: Anna Lou
Who chose her name?
A: I did
M: Together
And if she was a boy?
M: Mario
A: Mario
What do you remember from your childood?
A: Bad things
M: I needed affection
How do you see yourself when you'll be 50 years old?
M: Whitehaired
A: Dead
What exists after life?
M: No life
A: The life (laughs)
Which is the part of you that will escape first?
M: My body
A: My arrogance
Are you a wanted child?
M: No
A: Yes
Your daughter has been wanted?
M: Yes
A: Yes
What is the relationship between Morgan and Asia?
M: Passion
A: A couple
Has it been always this way?
M: Yes, since I first saw her
A: Since we met
How many years lasted your relationship?
A: Four
M: It is still lasting
Why did you like him/her so much?
M: Because it wasn't predicted
A: Beause he had a wonderful smile... so I tought that I could smile as well...
And now?
A: He cries frequently
Define your relationship
A: A couple
M: A double madness
What can't you stand about Asia?
M: I can'tell her lots of things in all honesty
A: Arrogance
What can't you stand about Morgan?
M: The fact that he isn't able to say her lots of things
A: Arrogance
Who earns more money?
M: Her
A: Me
Who works more?
M: Both of us
A: Me... no, both of us
Who complains more?
A: Him
M: Me
Who does the things that concern both of you?
M: Me
A: Both of us
Who is the more glamourous?
A: Him
M: She says I am... I don't know...
Who's more jealous?
A: Him
M: I am, undoubtely
Who is more successful?
A: Both of us
M: Her
Who wants to have sex more often?
M: Me
A: Him
Who makes sex more often?
M: Me
A: Him
What's the last thing you understood?
A: The fact that I don't understand anything
M: (singing) I understood that I love you when I saw that it was enough seeing you being late...
Have you ever been molested?
A: Yes, last night
M: Not from the corporal point of view
Has someone ever made you an indecent proposal?
M: No
A: Frequently
Have you ever been abandoned?
M No
A: Always
Two hearts and a little house or each one at his/her own home?
A: Each one at his/her own home
M: In my desires two hearts and a little house, in reality each one at his/her own home
What other people gave you after all these years?
A: Lots of things
M: A mess
And what other people took away from you?
M: Lot of years to live
A: Loneliness… unfortunally
Have you ever cheated on him/her?
M: With the body
A: Yes
Has he/she ever cheated on you?
M: Yes, I think
A: Yes, more than I have
A cheating must be confessed?
A: No
M: It seems not
Tell him/her a thing that you never told
M: You are too fat or you are too thin
A: F*** you… It came into my mind because of the cheating
What doesn't he/she has that keeps him/her from being perfect?
M: She doesn't trust me
A: Faithfulness
And what you don't have?
M: I don't want to be perfect
A: Patience
How do you call each other?
M: Marco
A: Gobblina
An adjectife to define Dario Argento
A: Paternal
M: Scary
How's the relationship between Asia and her dad Dario?
A: Father-daughter
M: Conflicting
Has Morgan ever been jealous of Dario?
A: Always, frequently... Yes, I don't know why
M: Never
And Dario has ever been jealous of Morgan?
M: I don't think so...
A: Since the first moment
What did you give each other for Christmas?
M: A painting drawn by her that she didn't gave me
A: I don't remember ehm wait that this is serious... He'll be very angry.. I don't remember.. some books I guess, maybe a CD… Acqua di rose
An adjectife for Asia's family
M: A mess
A: Strange
One for Morgan's family
M: Lively
A: Hostile
You think you are good or bad?
M: Good
A: Bad
Pretty or ugly?
M: Ugly
A: Ugly
Winner or Looser?
A: Winner
M: I don't want to think about it this way
Inside or outside?
A: Inside
M: Inside
Active or passive?
A: Active
M: I don't think about it this way
Man or woman?
A: Man
M: Woman
Are you afraid of blood?
M: No
A: Yes
Are you afraid of other people?
A: Yes
M: Sometimes
Your horror scream
M: noooo nooooooooo nooooooooooooooo
A: …
What turns you on?
M: Someone's face
A: Being cheated on
Have you ever tried marijuana?
M: Certainly!
A: Yes
Ecstasy?
A: Yes
M: Once
Cocaine?
M: Yes
A: No
Heroine?
M: No
A: No
Insult me
M: You are a good man
A: F*** you
Who wanted date the other?
M: We met at a dinner…
A: … a few hours later we ended up in bed
Love at first sight or the feeling grew slowly?
M: Love at first sight
A: Love at first sight
The last time you had sex?
M: A few hours ago
A: This morning
What's best: the first or the last?
M: Very different... the last
A: The last
What are the signs that make you understand that you're in love?
M: Your heart beats
A: Your heart beats
How many times do you kiss each other per month?
A: Every hour
M: Always
How many times do you phone each other?
A: Almost everyday
M: We write lot of sms
How much do you get argue?
A: Every hour
M: As much as we make peace
Show us a quarrel between the both of you
M: Another time you excluded me from your universe
A: You can't let your mother call me a whore
Show us a typical Rome-LA call
M: Hello? How are you? What do you do? Am I disturbing you? Are you working? How's Anna Lou?
A: Ok Marco how are you? Is everything fine? Here is Anna Lou
How Asia votes?
M: Left
A: I've never voted
How Morgan votes?
M: Left
A: Left
Asia's perversion
A: I have no perversions
Morgan's perversion
M: Thinking about Asia cheating on me
Show us your face with your hair back
With the tongue outside your mouth
With strange eyes
A vote from 1 to 10 to Morgan as an artist
M: 9
A: 11
As a father
A: 10
M: 9
As a lover
A: 9
M: 8
A vote from 1 to 10 to Asia like an artist
M: 9
A: 8
As a mother
A: 11
M: 9
As a lover
A: 0
M: 10
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
A: Yes
Show us
A: No, it's too realistic
Did the other know it?
M: No
A: No, I get angry with him if he comes first
Tell him/her a good thing
M: I'm proud of you
A: I love you
Tell him/her a bad thing
A: I don't love you anymore
M: You are ingrate
Finish the sentence...Dario Argento...
A: Is a wonder
M: Got scared
I've seen Bluvertigo
M: Inside a fridge
A: Without the cool singer
This government
A: Won't last till winter
M: Will lead us to hell
I'm sure that Asia…
M: There is no rhyme to Asia
A: I'll take an euthanasia
Dear Morgan…
A: Go play the organ
M: You aren't Gray Dorian
Why did you never married?
A: I don't believe...
M: ...in the sacred bonds of matrimony
Well, we'll marry you. Asia, do you take Morgan as your husband?
A: No
Morgan, do you take Asia as your wife?
M: I do
And so... you are husband and wife
A: Thanks
Morgan pretends to kiss her and licks her face
Thanks Alez for kindly translating it from Italian. :)
